would have some precaution or back down a little bit. >> the driver died at a hospital. his name has not been released. cal train says a pedestrian was killed on the tracks this afternoon. a north bound train struck the pedestrian south of the deer don station just after 4:00 p.m.cal train says there was only one passenger on board. trains are single tracking through the area. no information on the victim's name. >> downtown businesses in oakland is upset and worryied about value vandals. someone filled every door lock and pad locks with clue. >> there is a lot of security walking around in the day

time and they care and do what they can but we need somebody walking around doing something at night. >> oakland police said they received no calls from merchants. ( >> the man accused of stealing an artifact from the oakland museum, stole this jewelry box back in january. impact dates back to the gold rush days. if convicted he could face 10 years in prison and $250,000 fine. lawmakers introduced legislation today. they say too many offenders are ending up on the streets. a recent study shows more sex offenders are on the street since realignment took effect in 2011. >> it's causing very real problems that need very real solutions. we can not allow our

communities to live in fear of criminals being released early onto the streets. >> today's proposed legislation would send offenders back to prison. a police task force arrested a bank robbery suspect for the second time today. he was releaseed fra jail because of a filing error. police say the bank robber placed a gun to the teller's head and stole cash on march 1. he was released from jail because the charges were not filed within a 72 hour deadline. people who owed more than their home was worth are getting good news. they are no longer under water on their mortgages.

the bay area's hardest hit area is reporting. >> reporter: many homes under water a few months ago are starting to surface and some are high and dry. in january january this family bought a home. >> the opportunity people have with the market now is unbelievable. >> reporter: they lost 50 to 60% of peak values. many places have set up a buying binge. jeff mann specializes in under water and foreclosed properties. >> sellers are receiving 15 to 30 offers on each property. we've seen prices rice 25% to 30% on average.

we got a letter saying the price of the house went up $30,000. we've already made $30,000 in profit since then. >> people who were under water are not anymore. >> reporter: many recently under water are no longer not. some who were are doing large scale home building again. >> people are going to start coming out of the hole. >> reporter: demand is out pacing supply supply. >> today there is probably 51, 52, 53 homes on the market. >> reporter: one in five residential properties is still under water. we have a long way to go. >> the alameda county district

attorney's office is reviewing the case of a teacher that taped the hands and feet of a 2-year-old. she is accused of binding the toddler when he wouldn't take a nap. the teacher showed cell phone teachers at a party and one of the staffers happened to be the little girl's mother. one county is fighting domestic violence homicide. it's called zero tolerance. they are looking for assessment tools to help identify women in abusive relationships. today marks 10 years since the u.s. invasion of iraq. some are saying they've never forget the sacrifices

made by the men and women who serve sour company. >> reporter: taking a look around, you can see over the years that people have left personalized messages and flags for these slain members. one and a 500,000 men and women served in the war. 10 years later this hill side in lafayette is a stark reminder of the loss. >> each one was a husband, son, wife, mother. >> i'm not sure anything is better off now. >> reporter: a group of iraq war veterans echoed that sentiment. >> i urge you to walk around and read the names. >> the idea that we can go to war and it be clean and safe and easy and efficient, that's not true. it's never going to be

true. >> reporter: many of the veterans graham works with strag with ptsd and finding a job. >> we've got so many veterans comeing home traumatized and homeless. >> reporter: back in lafayette, people who live near the display of crosses reflected on what the war represents 10 years later. >> it's the loss of life. it's the damage it may have done. >> reporter: the crosses on this hill side have been here since 2006, so the last 7 years or so. as many as a million people jammed in and around vatican city today as pope francis was installed as the head of the catholic church. he arrived in an open

vehicle under sunny skies. after mass he welcomed guest. it was his common touch that the bay area people like. >> i think he's very genuine in wanting to be part of the people and solve the problems we have. >> there is a bay area link to today's ceremony. the ring was made for pope john, he also created many of the sculptures at st. marys. go to ktuv.com for video. today the city's public health is offering free testing at city college. the last time they saw a

spike of tuberculocis was in the 1990. tb is spread through the air from person to person when someone active coughs or sneezes. >> california has the most tuberculocis in the nation. we have more tbcases than the next two, new york and texas, combined. >> it attacks the lungs, chronic cough, night sweats, weight lost. it can be deadly. san jose say an officer shot and killed a dog in golden gate park. the officer was trying to wake up a homeless man yesterday afternoon when the man's dog started to bark. the officer backed off but the dog broke loose and that's when the officeer shot the

dog, a pit bull mix. >> it's more wet weather for your first day of spring tomorrow. i'm monitoring that next. san francisco giant's pitcher is suing for $3 million. right after the break, a follow up to a story we told you about. decisions to make it easier to get a cab and why not all drivers are on board.

city leaders in san francisco are meeting to discuss a plan to give customers real time tracks of taxi cabs. dozens of driers line driveers

lined up >> why should we do that if we can just go get a pink mustache. >> advocates say it will help them compete. we'll have more details after the meeting tonight. pa lowe alto drugmaker is laying off. they may have to sell after they had to recall their only drug with serious side effects. 75% of the workforce is being laid off. san francisco's city attorney is calling to crack down on labeling of caffeinated drinks. a letter from scientist points to studies about

the negative effects of high caffeine. they want manufacturers to include caffeine context. march madness is in full swing. loran is there. >> reporter: the first day of the big dance for st. marys, also falls during mid-terms. it's pretty quiet but inside it's a different story. fans say they will rice to the occasion. the spirit club spent is last few hours setting up the hall. the action is in dayton ohio tonight but the students are sending lots of love and positive energy. >> we have one of the best student sections on the west coast. i want to do my part and the student's part to help

out the team, loud and proud. >> i know a lot of the players. they're great guys, work hard and play hard. i think they'll have a great game tonight. impact means a lot for the college to get national recognition. >> they're playing middle tennessee state. the winner goes onto face memphis on thursday. the rain is moving in right now. showers are showing up,-ening up. i have rain reports all over the bay area. some areas picking up more. let's come in real close now. you see the colors change. look at the rain and the yellow. it's a pulse that's going to slide through in about the next 45 minutes or so.

at this point, when this moves inland it's going to start to make it slow going on highway 101 north and south bound. mission hip, you can see east of that area you have heavyier rain. most people now are getting real light showers. in the area of yellow you're seeing more intense rain. not on full speed but moderil wipers. tonight at 8:00 we see more showers. right now it's pre frontal stuff. more showers at 8:00, more showers at 9:00. a little break at 11:00 and a break overnight. we get into tomorrow morning, maybe a little wet on the commute. just after the morning

commute we have this and more scattered showers at lunch time. impact ice spread out and all over the place. after that it's just more widely scattered showers. maybe scattered showers in the afternoon commute tomorrow. maybe a half inch of rain. it's really kind of one system but it has lots of pulses coming through, right now, in the morning and tomorrow afternoon. the forecast highs tomorrow, we're looking at 60s so that gives you an idea of the snow levels. it's a warm storm. wednesday and thursday showers

happening. they're linger into the morning commute and perhaps into thursday morning and then we get a little break on the weekend when things warm up. we'll update the showers tonight as they move in and out of the area. comeing up at 7, the controversial game plan to bring the super bowl to santa clara. >> reporter: the nfl is asking for waivers. the vote is tonight and why some say the nfl has gone too far. join us at 7 on tv 36. we'll tell you by barry zito is suing his so- called friends.

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by coach montgomery goes about 10 cups of crazy. this is kind of a do or die situation right now for the bears. >> there is no do every overs. we don't have a saturday game. there is no next game game unless we earn the right. you have to approach it with that sense of urgency. >> mean time the 49ers wasting little time addressing major needs. david acres was a major need to be replaceed. phil dodson is a new one. he knows a little something about kicking in tough weather conditions. 84% career field gold

percentage. he made 29 out of 31 compare today acres at 69%. here is a shot to left that lead it is premises. you will get an example here, didn't make the shoe string catch. watch him react and nail the runner at second with a perfect throw. the a's took it on the short end 7-1 against the dodgers. it is at at&tpark tonight between puerto rico and the dominican republican. that's the sporting life at this early hour. >> coming up tonight on the 10:00 news tlatest effort

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so you're going out with david puddy? yeah. what is that a problem? well, i think he could have asked me. he's supposed to be a friend of mine. guess he figured you wouldn't care. it has been a few years. elaine, you always care who an ex-girlfriend dates. you don't want it to be someone you know. and you don't want it to be someone better than you. even though the latter's obviously impossible the former still applies. i just can't see you with a mechanic. right. well, all those mechanics do is work all day with their hands and their big, muscular arms on machines, and then they come home dripping with animal sexuality like stanley kowalski. what a huge turnoff that is. oh, all right. chief style attendant: welcome aboard old navy passengers! this spring, we're all getting an upgrade. you're now free to show off the flirty detailing on your new eyelet dresses. vo: whoa! copy that! chief style attendant: these stylish dresses are perfect for spring.

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do they bring a lobster in every day hoping today's the day? so what if they have a lobster? suddenly you're a shellfish connoisseur? i think we really need to be in front of a television set. you take tv out of this relationship it is just torture. so... i'm getting an eye job. ma, you don't need an eye job. georgie, i'm a divorcee. you're not a divorcee, you're just separated. you're a separatee. well, i'm out there, george. you're not out there. i am, too. you're not out there. you can't be because i'm out there. if i see you out there there's not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into coherence. anyway the operation is on tuesday, and i need you to drive me home because i'll be all drugged up. i can't do it tuesday. steinbrenner needs me-- this is the only time the doctor had. kramer! hey, hey! come on over here. no, you're going to sit down,

you son of a gun. i'm sitting down. how are you? so, kramer... i'm getting an eye job. oh, yeah, good for you. you have to look your best. you're out there now. she's not out there. so, who's your doctor? uh, bakersoll. [whistles] he's good. he's very good. he worked on this kid from guatemala with no nose... turned him into ricardo montalban. kramer, what are you doing tuesday? tuesday, uh... why doesn't he pick you up after the operation? he's got the car with the bench seats that you like. oh, i don't care. i can't drive anybody anywhere until i go down to that motor vehicle bureau and get my new plates. well, giddy-up. kramer: yeah, i'm here to pick up my new plates. my name's kramer cosmo kramer. kramer. all right. all right. sign right here, please. ok.

all righty. thanks. "assman"? these don't belong to me. i'm not the assman. i think there's been a mistake. what's your name again? cosmo kramer. cosmo kramer. you are the assman. no, i'm not the assman. well, as far as the state of new york is concerned you are. how do you feel? fine. something the matter? no. then what is it? no. nothing.

hi. i was with david puddy last night. yeah. so? he did the move. what move? you know. the move. wait a second. my move? david puddy used my move? yes. yes. i can't believe it. he stole my move. what else did you tell him? you two must have had quite a chat. oh, it wasn't like that. i didn't even mention you. you know, we were in the garage. you know how garages are. they're conducive to sex talk. it's a high-testosterone area. because of all the pistons and the lube jobs? i'm going to tell him to stop doing it. w-wait a second. what? isn't that a little... rash? no. he stole my move. yeah, but... i like the move. it's like another comedian stealing my material.

he doesn't do it exactly the same. he uses a pinch at the end instead of the swirl. oh, yeah. the pinch. i've done the pinch. that's not new. besides which, i don't know how you could trust any of his moves now. his whole repertoire could be lifted. you know it's strange because he's such an honest mechanic. i know. he's probably the only honest mechanic in new york. so he stole my move, and he's using it on elaine. you told david puddy your move and you didn't tell me? i need a move. i have no moves. give me a bite. can i just get it open first? i can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. i'm out there rubbing 2 sticks together you're walking around with a zippo. all right, here. that's good. that's very good. you feel better? yeah, much better. so, what's the move? because i need something. this woman i'm dating it's like she's doing her nails during lovemaking. nancy klopper? never seen anyone so bored. i'm working like a dog here.

give me a moan something. i'd settle for a belch, for god's sake. come on. let's have it. i'm going to tell you. but i want to make sure-- yeah, yeah it's in the vault. it's not even a question of that. when something like this is passed along, one must be certain it's going to be used in a conscientious way. this is not some parlor trick-- are you going to tell me or not? all right. on your bed you got a headboard? you'll need a headboard. i got a headboard. is it padded? no. good. how tall is she? 5'4". why? you can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. can't tell you how much i appreciate this. if you can master this you'll never be alone again. now the end is kind of an option. i use the swirl. i like the swirl. i'm comfortable with the swirl. i feel the swirl is a great capper. he uses the pinch, which i find a little presumptuous.

is it a clockwise swirl? i prefer clockwise but it's not written in stone. there you go, buddy. what is it? it's fusilli jerry. it's made from fusilli pasta. see the microphone? when did you do this? in my spare time. i'm working on one of you. i'm using ravioli. see, the hard part is to find a pasta that captures the individual. oh. why fusilli? because you're silly. get it? oh. yeah. well, thank you very much. so, did you get your new plates? oh, yeah i got my new plates, but they mixed them up. somebody got mine, i got their vanity plates. what do they say? assman. assman?

yeah, assman, jerry. i'm cosmo kramer the assman. who would order a license plate that says assman? maybe they're wilt chamberlain's. it's doesn't have to be someone who gets a lot of women. it could be some guy with a big ass. or it could be a proctologist. yeah. proctologist. no. come on. no doctor would put that on his car. have you ever met a proctologist? they usually have a very good sense of humor. you meet a proctologist at a party don't walk away. plant yourself there because you'll hear the funniest stories you've ever heard. see, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. never. it's always an accident. every proctologist's story ends in the same way. "it was a million-to-one-shot, doc. million to one." [telephone rings] there's my phone. so, where are you going to stick this? i'll tell you where i'd like to stick it.

hey, david. oh, hi, jerry. hey, what's the story? i hear you're doing my move. what move? what move? my move. the one i told you about. you used it on elaine? your move? are you kidding? i was doing that before i knew you. all you told me about was the ending. the ending's the whole thing. without the ending it's nothing. you had nothing. oh, that ending was so obvious. i would have figured that out. didn't need you to tell me that stupid twist. swirl. i don't even do it. oh, yeah, i know. you do the pinch. yeah, that's right. you can't come up with your own stuff, so you steal other people's? are you through? 'cause i gotta get back to work. if you want to do it out of town, ok, but not in the city. the next time your car breaks down you take that out of town. fine. good. [music playing] [hits pothole] [car rattling] nancy: ow, george!

what are you doing? i'm, uh... you know, uh... pleasuring you. well, stop it. you don't like the move? no, i don't. you're kidding. no, i'm not. it feels like aliens poking at my body. sorry. i'll just go back to my usual routine. elaine: oh, god! oh, god, dave! oh, yes! yes! i'm sorry. what? i can't do the move. what? he's ruined it for me. oh, come on, please. he called me a hack. i'm just not into doing it anymore. oh. so... so, that's it? i'll come up with some new stuff.

i must caution you about one thing. you can't cry for at least 10 days. you can ruin the operation. oh, ok. now, is someone coming to pick you up? yes. my son's friend should be here any minute. can i help you? yeah, dr. cosmo kramer proctology. oh, ok. sure, doc. have a good day. whew! i just can't get over how fantastic you look.

oh, really? oh, yeah. this takes 20 years off. and it was all done by laser. i don't even need bandages. man: yo, assman! look at the assman! did he say assman? oh, yeah. oh, my goodness. hey, the assman's in town! you got that straight! boy, i never dreamed it could make such a difference. the difference between a vase and a vaz? a vaz is a really nice vase. shop like a fashionista. do you like this vaz? got it for the price of a vase! save like a maxxinista. designer brands at t.j. prices. t.j.maxx. it's a lip stain. it's a gloss. it's a soft kiss. it's all in one. l'oreal's new caresse wet shine stain. l'oreal's lightweight formula delivers lasting color like a lip stain with 30% water. it's the wet look for my lips.

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well, you must have done something wrong. you probably screwed up the order. did you close with the swirl? you're supposed to close with the swirl? oh, my god. yes, you close with the swirl. there's a progression there. i told you to write it down. yeah. yeah, should have written it down. [intercom buzzes] yeah? elaine. you know what? do me a favor.

don't even do the move anymore. you're going to give it a bad name. [telephone rings] hello. yeah, this is jerry seinfeld. what? $2,800? that's the estimate on my car? no, don't even do anything. i'm going to think about it. ok, bye. what's to think about? if puddy says that's what it is, that's what it is. he's not gonna cheat you. except it's not puddy. what happened to puddy? we had a little fight about the move. i took it to this other place. i think they might be trying to screw me. well, of course they're trying to screw you. what do you think? that's what they do. they can make up anything. nobody knows. "by the way, you need a new johnson rod in here." "oh, johnson rod. yeah, well, you better put it on." hey, lainie. yeah, yeah. hello. something i said? yes, as a matter of fact. david puddy won't do the move anymore. really? oh, he's come up with some other move. you should see this thing. what is it?

oh, it's a lot of just fancy-schmancy stuff. you know what it's like? it's like a big-budget movie with a story that goes nowhere. huh. this move is no good. it's just taking up a lot of my time and i will not stand by and allow him to perform this move on me while a perfectly good move is just sitting in the barn doing nothing. let me ask you a question. this new move... is there a knuckle involved in any way? yes, as a matter of fact there is. i think that's mine. i'm not surprised. listen, i need you to do me a favor. when's the next time you're going to see him? why? you got to get an estimate on my car. this garage is trying to screw me. an estimate? how can i do that? here's the work order with everything that broke. just kind of bring it up at the right time and find out. what? what is this?

oh, that's, uh... fusilli jerry. fusilli jerry. yeah. kramer made it. listen, i'll see you guys later. all right. hey, assman. hey. hey. well... this is sally. hello. hi. hi. shall we go? ok. estelle: you can't face the fact that i'm improving myself. you're not the only one improving yourself. i worked out with a dumbbell yesterday. i feel vigorous. just take your mail and go home. i have things to do. i got things to do too. don't upset me! i can't cry! getting an eye job like some manhattanite, huh? well, it's already working. kramer made a pass at me. kramer made a pass at you? you're crazy.

i'm not crazy. he stopped short and made a grab. he stopped short? that's my move. i'm going to kill him. hey, let me ask you a question. sure. what do you charge for blown shocks? what? 200-300? i don't know. maybe 500. ah... what about a bad gasket? a bad gasket? yeah. like a terrible gasket. what is all this? nothing. nothing. i'm just taking an interest in what you do. what kind of car is it? oh. any kind of-- of swedish car. all together that could run about 1,600.

is that with the parts and labor? uh-huh. mmm. no, dave. no. please, not the knuckle. wow. that was... great. i mean... wow. it just came to me. i mean, i've never in my life have i... what--what was that? you mean in the end? uh-huh. a counterclockwise swirl. what's that? what? on your hand. nothing. i don't know. it's a mole. let me see what's on your hand. i want to see what's on your hand! ow! "number one-- take her leg..." oh, my god. crib notes? you've got crib notes?

it's a very complicated move. i couldn't remember it all. oh, my god you're sick. you know it's not the s.a.t.s! assman? i'll give him assman! $1,600? that's all? ooh, they are ripping me off. so what are you gonna do? well, that's it. i'm going back to puddy. no move is worth this. you mean don't care if he does the move anymore? are you kidding? he could do every move i've ever done. do you know what a good mechanic is worth? you can't compare that to sex. [knock on door] hi, mr. costanza. where's your friend kramer? i don't know. why? because i'm looking for him. he stopped short. what do you mean? in the car with my wife, he stopped short. you think i don't know what that's about? that's my old move. i used it on estelle 40 years ago. i told everybody about it. everybody

knows... i stop short. really? stopping short? that's a good move. you're not kidding it's a good move! hey, frank. don't "frank" me. i know what you did. how dare you stop short with my wife! come on, frank, relax. i don't even know what you're talking about. you think i don't know, assman?! to think i almost split the profits on the manssiere with you. bro! manssiere! manssiere, you... bro! aah! oh, my god. if i wasn't there, i wouldn't have believed it. me, either. they say this guy's the best. he had to use corkscrew pasta.

jerry, come here. take a look at this. the name on the boat-- look at it. assman. yeah, he's the assman. jerry, he's the assman. which one is the son? i am. ah, i'm dr. cooperman. i just want you to know that this won't take long, and he's going to be fine. mm-hmm. excuse me. uh, you didn't by any chance, just recently get the wrong license plates? yes. i'm still waiting for the motor vehicle bureau to straighten it out. so... you're the assman. frank: million-to-one shot, doc. a million to one.

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